Monday, March 19, 2007

Meteorite Love

Tabulating the constant barrage of inter-spatial fragments of meteorites and planets would take Ilsa 3 years to accomplish, particularly if she keeps biting her nails and knitting her father a sweater. She chose a turquoise green color for the sweater and matching scarf to make sure he will never wear them. That way she has ammunition to guilt-trip him to death, or at least until Easter Sunday...but she's not promising anything. Her brother Charlie had the best guilt-trip ammunition on the planet, but he blew it when he married that hippie girl, stole their father's mini-van and made their way to India.

and that's that.

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